February 2011
Fuck Cancer.
January 2011
Terrifying Story of the Day
So my mom was like I have cabin fever…lets drive around and listen to 80s metal and Panic! at the Disco! So it was around quarter of 4 and my mom starts pulling into the church parking lot
And I’m just like
What the hell…WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
And shes like Suprise! JESUS TIME!
And she pulled into a parking place
And I was freaking out, opening my door, ready to get out...
“No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve...”
How Are You So Optimistic?
Because optimism is all I have left
Once you witness death up close
You start to realize how fucking amazing human consciousness even is for existing
And how it can just…stop. Abruptly.
So I’ve decided to take the stance that I will never get any moment back
And try to remember each one
And try to spread the love as much as I can
Before I, inevitably, die
And live on in...
Why Am I So Attracted to Men With Beards?
I’m sorry, but nothing screams “attractive” to me than a man with a beard.
Seriously. It makes no sense. Well, it does. It proves to me that, beyond a shadow of a doubt, you’re not a woman. I mean, even Jake Gyllenhaal looks better with a beard…
Watchpattrick:
This video got deleted off of youtube. It seemed like a dumb idea to download it at the time, but look who’s bringin’ the goods. Me. You’re welcome.
The Office Musical
Let me tell you something about Severus Snape. We...
theplanetsarelying:
fabulous-killjoy:
-rocketshiptoshafio:
fabulous-killjoy:
I shouldn’t be allowed on the internet.
OHMYFUCKINGGOD. THIS IS THE BEST ONE.
LOL I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THIS.
OH MY GOOOOOD
The following is a work of fiction. Any...
(via fuckyeah500daysofsummer)
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Oh Hi Person Hating on Their Family Via Facebook
How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up?
I love you dearly, but if you haven’t noticed, your family is the very reason for you living.
Stop complaining that you can’t leave because someday they’ll all be gone, just another couple of names scrawled onto a gravestone.
Be happy for the opportunities they’ve given you right now.
Suck up all of the little things....
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Nothing rhymes with vampire
markh0ppi-:
Zeus is just a manwhore who didn't know how to use...
mooooocow:
he probably had the first case of herpes
Herpes Hermes
Tee hee…puns :3
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I Need to Stop Getting Emotionally Attached to...
Legit.
I just saw I Borg and started to cry.
Seriously?
Hugh? A Borg? A fictional character? I wanted to give him a hug…
“You can’t kill Geordi! He’s my friend!” I WANTED TO DIE.
Wow…I’m lame. Whatever…I work it.
ringoisms:
macca-rena:
SHE LOVES YOU YEAAAAH YEAAAAH YEAAAAAH SHE LOVES YOU YEAAAAAH YEAAAH YEAAAH SHE LOVES YOU YEAAAAH YEAAAAH YEAAAH YEAH
YOU THINK YOUVE LOST YOUR LOVE
WELL I SAW HER YESTERDAYEYAY
ITS YOU SHES THINKIN OF
AND SHE TOLD ME WAT 2 SAYEYAY
SHE SAID SHE LOVES YOU
AND YOU KNOW THAT CAN’T BE BAD
YES SHE LOVES YOU
AND YOU KNOW YO SHOULD BE GLAD
WOOO
When people my age love to drink and party,
chasingdragonfliesx:
ieroismyhero:
and i’m sitting there like……..
Accurate.
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IT'S FINALLY FUCKING DONE!
SEVEN HOURS LATER
My Spanish video is amazing
And stupdendous
And includes ragtime music
And my favorite teacher
And a Harry Potter refrence
Oh Stang…
Sometimes you can be fun…
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Guys I'm going to cry.
emilysachs:
I knew the last post with Mona Lisa backwards was a little far off, but listen to this. This is the first 45 seconds of I Write Sins, slowed down to match the tempo of Mona Lisa, played simultaneously with it. This is the most beautiful thing I have heard all year.
(Sorry you have to click through to it, I’ve already used up my audio file for the day.)
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A Love Letter
brendonurieisabamf:
You are my Nasty Love. You have me Completely in your Car. I know and feel that i I am to run anything Fine and Noble in the Future I shall only do so by Fishing at the Nuns of your Heart. I would like to go through life Femur by Femur with you. Flicking you More and More until we Stoned to be Seven beings together until the Hour shall come for Us to Laugh
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MY SOUL IS DYING. →