David Tennant, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Martin Freeman. GO.

DAMN YOU NICOLE. I DON’T WANT TO KILL ANY OF THEM.

But fine.

Fuck: David Tennant beacuse I have a thing for Scottish accents

Marry: Benedict Cumberbatch BECAUSE WE’RE SOULMATES OKAY because he would be the bestest husband ever

Cuddle/Kill: Martin Freeman because he is made out of kittens but he might try to plot my murder with his pure Freemanrage