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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
- Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
- Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
- Man 1: but I'm not!
- Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
- Man 1: honestly?
- Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
- Man 1: probably Iron Man.
- Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
- Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
- Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
- Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
- Man 2: oh yeah..
- Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
- Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
- *awkward silence*
- Man 2: ...and you said you weren't gay!
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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH OKAY?!
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Korean Sherlock trailer #2
Or as Anne calls it “the slow jam”
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD.
I CAN’T. OMG I JUST CAN’T.
Korea: shipping John/Sherlock harder than most of the fandom since the start.
OH MY GOD THERE’S MORE
Can’t help but love this fucked up country.
Korea: shipping Johnlock even more than Martin Freeman.
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THIS ISN’T THE SHIRE.
THIS ISN’T THE SHIRE.
THIS ISN’T THE SHIRE.
this isn’t the shire.
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Accurate to life.


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Because this seems oddly appropriate.
And may I remind you that this episode took place in America…in 2012.
Coincidence?
LOLOL
OMG UTAH 2012
…Well, fuck.
FUCK YOU VAN STATTEN. DON’T YOU DARE TAKE MAH LOVELY TUMBLAH AWAY FROM MEH
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Alternate Episode Titles
Book 1: Water
Chapter 3: Maybe we should have warned him about the genocide sooner.
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